LESBIAN
I want to do more in this world than just live in it.
- Unknown   (via arsnvl)

(Source: unradiantly)


laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca)


leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov)


zkac:

do u mind

infamymonster:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

"What are you doing Rebecca?"
"I have a headache mom"
"WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

(Source: bitchcoven)


joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no


I loved you more than you deserved, fucker.
- (via suicidal-dreaminq)

(Source: write2014)


vaginapowersactivate:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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I mean look at that. That’s water.

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Flying water.

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FLYING

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FUCKING

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WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

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AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

(Source: prestonhymas)